Sunday, March 29, 2009

updates and hwhatnot

i found the font buttons :)

henyway school starts back up tomorrow and im not psyched for school. one could call me a psycho. and if i was an assassin id be a psycho killer ques qu say fafafafaafaafafafafafafa
some would say i have a senior seminar essay due tomorrow. but thers a rule for no assignments unless theyre long term and this isnt long term so HAH

UPDAYTES
1. ive discovered my new favorite radio station its called RXP (rock experience) its 101.9 on fm. cuz noone uses am hanymore.
2. its been really warm lately which makes me question groundhog science. cuz i hate groundhogs and they told me winter was gonna last a long time. i actually dont know wat they said but it doesnt matter cuz we shuldnt be listening to rodents for geothermal predictions. but ya warm is good cuz i need to get my copper on.
3. i heard we like to party by the vengaboys today on my comp. cuz itunes dj is somehow better than party mix and i use it. maybe its the name. anyway i had a childhood flashback and it was nostalgic and sad cuz those years are over. jack and i did the math. its been 11 years since 1998. wtf.
4. my butt hurts from sitting in this chair all vacation and playing zombies, so i now have a soft pillow on my bum.
5. college receptions are officially awkward and unneccessary. unless thers food. which there WAS BUT IT WAS STILL AWKWARD.scratch the food comment.
6. i got new drumsticks. but they still kind of blow. cuz they wer 4 bucks a pair. but im not dropping 9 bucks on vic firths. damn str8,
7. i cant use periods anymore new rule
8. for sibtos fans thers a new episode coming. 2urFACE damn i used a period but im no longer allowed to use the deletebutton
9. NOMORESPACEBAR
10.ijustatepeanutstheyweredelicious
11. i am SO insanely bored so far i have no wall bed and have taken apart and put back together numerous things around my house, namely a speaker and a fan. my dad thought i was high. AND THEN i asked him if we can build a treehouse.
12. he said no
13. btw all rules have been rescinded
14. ive been looking at pictures of palm trees and sunny beaches, imagining. its dont nothing but make me feel sad. but its ok cuz its getting warmer. groundhogs suck.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

exams 2

so exams are over for most of us, and ive officially began march/spring break. i rearranged my room so that my parents cant immediately see me playing videogames when they walk in my room expecting me to be working, something that would have benefitted me a week ago but whatever. although theyre not rly gonna care anymore. i have the best ideas at prob the worst times possible. anyway im in a pickle. im getting bored becuz sitting at home all the time gets old, so i want to build something. but idk what. what i REALLY want is a couch that folds out of my wall, but that would 1) require a couch and 2) kind of impose on the hallway on the other side of the wall. so. the couch idea is bust- if anyone has any ideas let me kno. ill be here.
UNTIL THEN check out this videothisisahyperlinkandicanmakeitaslongasiwantthatswhatshesaid
ive been thinking about the amount of free time this guy must have, and ive decided that his huge knowledge of every mario theme basically ever means he plays it all the time or bought the songs. either way thats alot of time. prob the amt of time i use to motivate myself to do spanish homework (3 hours to a day). then he develops a DRUM beat to go with it. and for those of u who are lazy and didnt watch the whole thing (i dont blame u. but i did watch it. cuz.) he was playing the samba to one of the themes. and this wasnt just boom chick boom boom samba this was the my-legs-are-about-to-fall-off, i-hate-samba-i-hate-samba kind of samba. that requires both skill and patience. the amount of time that must have taken...i seriously hope this guy is paid for wat he does cuz whatever else he does, hes underpaid for, prob doesnt show up for, or he just doesnt do anything else
i just saw a who wants to be a millionare wher the guy said the sun revolves around the earth. some people really have no clue whats going on around them i guess..
bye guys
ill prob post again in about 10 minutes

Monday, March 9, 2009

exams

so were in the middle of exams, and I'm in the mental state that I should be in about a week and a half from now, which is, as we know, march break.
the problem is that I have a physics test tomorrow and an english exam on wednesday, and the truth of the matter is I'm only halfway through this exam process. but that isnt bothering me. which bothers me. whatever.

hot diggity dog

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i hope those publish well
edit: they didn't, so the art isn't as awesome as it used to be but it'll do
that is all

Thursday, March 5, 2009

a love letter to MY good friend

my dearest jack,
these words make me tremble with lust and jealousy. you swore your heart to me evermore and these recent deeds worry me. please tell me these things are not true; although your mistakes will always be forgiven, you must learn. meet me in the parking lot by mcdonalds at 3:00 and I'll show you what real love is. if you're not there, not only will our relationship be void but all transactions henceforth will be terminated. like arnold schwarzenegger. i cant believe i spelled his name right. my love, do not disappoint but strive to appoint. whatever that means. yours always and forever more,

drew carrey

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

a love letter to my good friend

dear andrew,

my time spent at the villa was the most uplifting experience i have had in several fortnights. i dearly hope i am not being too forward when i say that you are, indeed, my shining star. my greatest wish is to see you again, my little pigeon.
hark, you must visit me on the soonest morrow possible, dear, for i long for your stroke like a husk of corn longs for the sun. verily, my soul is indebted to your heavenly grace. please, my love, come hither to me and let us embrace the embrace of passion.

with fondest love and a touch of lust,
jack