my dearest jack,
these words make me tremble with lust and jealousy. you swore your heart to me evermore and these recent deeds worry me. please tell me these things are not true; although your mistakes will always be forgiven, you must learn. meet me in the parking lot by mcdonalds at 3:00 and I'll show you what real love is. if you're not there, not only will our relationship be void but all transactions henceforth will be terminated. like arnold schwarzenegger. i cant believe i spelled his name right. my love, do not disappoint but strive to appoint. whatever that means. yours always and forever more,
drew carrey
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