so i was on facebook and this socialinterview application asked me if I could travel back in time where id go. so i thought about it and this is what i came up with:
1. id definitely see the dinosaurs first. then id see what really killed them because i bet it was awesome. but id have to leave quickly in any situation. since most of them seemed to die quickly...
2. id hijack a ship on the mediterranean and become a pirate.
3. id bring an AK-47 to the revolutionary war.
4. give a wurlitzer to mozart. see what happens.
5. slap marie antoinette hard. in the face.
6. invest in microsoft berkshire and google
7. see (though i think experience is a better word to use) woodstock
8. go on the titanic and push the girl off during the emotional flying scene
9. meet john belluschi, john candy, chris farley, andrew carnegie, jimi hendrix, and a caveman. just to mess with him.
10. kidnap helen of troy a second time and blame it on another country. repeat at least five times. enjoy the confusion and anger that i have unjustly created.
You'll think I'm kidding but I'm not when I say that I'm glad your history education has served you so well.
ReplyDeleteHA definitely #8
ReplyDeleteJust picture it... beautiful emotional flying scene with inspirational music in the background and then, all of a sudden, you see dan sprint out from nowhere and push her off and then give the camera this lopsided mischievous grin before sprinting away